Whether it's for an interview, speaking engagement, or just to praise my literary genius, I want to hear from you.  

Below are the kinds of emails I’m happy to respond to: 

• Press requests for comments on cybersecurity issues or stories. 
• Speaking events (but please don’t ask me to speak for “visibility” or “exposure”, especially if you’re a Fortune 1000 company; I mean—WTF!?).    
• I will entertain speaking pro bono (or at a reduced rate) for select non-profit organizations. 

Below are the kinds of emails I don’t reply to: 

• If you send me criticism, I won't read it because—pshaw!—it’s obviously not true. 
• Regarding UFOs/UAPs, unless you have HD-quality, high-resolution, multi-angle footage with timestamps, into the spam folder you shall go! 

Other things that’ll get you spam-foldered:

• No, I will not help you build an unstoppable cyborg ninja assassin. 
• No, I will not explain the movies Donnie Darko (2001), Eraserhead (1997), or Inception (2010). 
• No, I will not believe you are a Nigerian prince and I certainly won’t wire you $10,000 so you can unlock your royal inheritance.
• No, I will not link anything you send me to my website. 
• No, I will not give you legal, financial, or compliance advice—don’t even try! 
• No, I will not buy anything from you.  I’m retired and on a fixed income, dude! 

Now, go for it: